If Gru taught us something in Despicable Me, it was the significance of loyal minions. Evil Genius 2 impressed me to relish in that very same perception.
Evil Genius 2 begins me off as the only of the 4 playable villains: Maximillion, the brief, white, German, scar-ridden, monocle-wearing, Dr. Evil-looking asshole. I personal a stunning personal island fronting as a on line casino. However behind the façade, I’m engaged on constructing the best super-villain lair the world has ever seen.
Every little thing round me oozes with ‘60s vibes, from James Bond to Get Sensible. I’ve rounded buildings throughout my island, and the soundtrack options the blaring horns that evoke that basic Bond theme. As I mould this island to my will, I have to additionally preserve it a secret from pesky, do-gooder spies who wish to spoil my world domination. And I’ll want minions, a number of them, to get it accomplished.
What’s Evil Genius 2?
Evil Genius 2 is Zoo Tycoon for bastards, or as I favor to name it, a healthcare simulator for Bond villains.
My evil lair begins out as principally dust, hallways, and a small vault to deal with my wealth. I solely have direct management over my evil genius, Maximillion, and any right-hand evildoers I could recruit. I even have minions, who work on autopilot at any time when I create a brand new building mission. Once I’m able to construct, I select the room kind I wish to add to my base, and use my mouse to color over present tiles or into the dust. I place furnishings, I add doorways, and I add some vegetation to liven this new house up. And once I hit verify, my legion of minions springs into motion.
I can’t click on on my minions to regulate their particular person actions like I can with my genius. As an alternative, I simply get to observe them scramble, turning my evil imaginative and prescient into an evil actuality. They dig by means of partitions, seize furnishings from the helipad, and carve out my base just like the little ants they’re.
I exploit my minions for all the pieces. I exploit them to workers my communications room or man the jail cells. I even ship them on missions world wide to earn me money — missions that they’ll by no means return from, whereas I reap the rewards. I may prepare my minions to turn into guards to guard the bottom, scientists to analysis new evil applied sciences like stairs, or valets to run my pretend on line casino. The perfect a part of having minions is how simple it’s to amass new ones. If I ship a minion on a mission or, say, publicly execute them for disappointing me, I’ll mechanically recruit extra minions inside seconds.
However for an evil genius, I’m not with out some understanding. So long as they’re alive on my payroll, they want meals, relaxation, and a few stress-free actions to maintain them going. Not even a supervillain can count on a minion to carry out evil deeds earlier than they’ve had their espresso.
Caring for my minions is my true objective in life
In my time with Evil Genius 2, the sport gave me a number of targets like “bribe nations” or “kidnap scientists.” However all of this work requires minions in good well being. So for on a regular basis I spend planning my dastardly deeds, I additionally have to take time to pamper my minions. It grew to become clear mid-way by means of the tutorial that whereas I may kill my minions, the higher alternative for me was to maintain them completely satisfied and wholesome in order that they’d do my bidding. And the farther I received in Evil Genius 2, the extra I spotted I really wished to construct a minion utopia as a substitute of big lasers.
I could have my very own room for evil deeds and a large vault stuffed with my cash, however you’d be shocked how a lot of that money goes to taking good care of the little man. The extra minions I get and the extra work I put them by means of, the extra draining the workload is on my minions’ psychological — and sometimes bodily — well being. All of the sudden I’ll have to develop my cafeteria to suit extra staff, or I’ll have to construct one other TV pit for my minions to observe Minions of their restricted offtime. With out these luxuries, even my most loyal followers will desert my trigger and switch me over to world’s spy companies. Managing their happiness was like attempting to enhance the lives of 100 Sims without delay, and it was an superior problem.
Once I began to have interaction with the really villainy of Evil Genius 2, it pulled me away from the base-building points I loved doing in-game — an issue that finally led me to re-downloading different administration video games as a substitute of continuous with Evil Genius 2. I didn’t wish to handle my world schemes to get money or fend off waves of obnoxious Bond wannabees, as a result of these techniques felt extra tedious than inventive. I wished to construct out my base — for myself, after all, but in addition for my minions. I wished extra coaching facilities, extra beds, extra lockers, extra hospitals. However with the intention to get the sources to develop, I wanted to have interaction with a few of Evil Genius 2’s less-fun mechanics, which finally damage my potential to progress ahead on my minion paradise.
Evil Genius 2 does rather a lot proper as a constructing and administration sport. You could have a pleasant quantity of freedom to develop on any open house, and the sport’s aesthetic is extraordinarily charming. Not having the ability to management your minions makes for a enjoyable problem, as you actually must preserve their stats up with luxurious rooms if you wish to get something accomplished. However Evil Genius 2 can also be a strong reminder why villains in motion pictures and video games lose so usually: Whenever you don’t care in your minions, your minions gained’t look after you.