Taxi Chaos just isn’t Loopy Taxi. Nevertheless it’s making an attempt to be, and it succeeds in some necessary methods whereas utterly failing in lots of others. Contemplate this a warning: Don’t purchase Taxi Chaos. However should you do, I may help make the sport a bit higher.
I get why some of us may be tempted to purchase Taxi Chaos, particularly in case you are like me, a fan of Sega’s improbable Loopy Taxi collection. It’s been over 12 years for the reason that launch of the final Loopy Taxi sport (I’m not counting these mediocre mobile spin-off games), and the final entry was a port of the arcade video games to the PSP. So a attainable knock-off could be tempting
Nevertheless it prices $30, and that’s means an excessive amount of for a sport this small and wonky. A worth of $10 and even $15 can be extra affordable. Nonetheless, there’s some good buried beneath the unhealthy.
The driving is the actual star of the present, and to offer credit score to the devs behind Taxi Chaos, they principally nailed it. Weaving across the not-New York Metropolis streets of the sport feels good. You possibly can even do an enormous bunny hop, which I don’t keep in mind being in Loopy Taxi, however is a cool and helpful transfer. Each time I’d encounter an enormous mess of vehicles and buses, I might simply jump over them. It virtually felt like dishonest, nevertheless it additionally saved me time. And in Loopy Taxi…I imply Taxi Chaos, time is cash.
Taxi Chaos appears to be like good too. It runs fairly nicely, at the least it did on my Xbox Collection X. It sports activities stylized visuals that work completely for a sport this quick. There are some texture pop-in points and plain-looking buildings across the metropolis that stand out, however there’s nothing too horrendous.
Nonetheless, this sport has a number of the most annoying dialogue I’ve ever encountered. And it repeats. Over and time and again and time and again. Throughout one session, I heard the identical line repeated 4 instances. After solely taking part in for 20 minutes, I’ve heard each line of dialogue on this sport at the least a dozen instances. Plus it has horrible, generic “rock” music, one small map to drive on, and solely two bland drivers to select from. This provides as much as make Taxi Chaos really feel like a super-cheap funds title.
In the event you do purchase Taxi Chaos (which once more, you shouldn’t), listed here are my ideas to enhance your expertise. First, decrease the in-game music and dialogue audio ranges to 0. Subsequent, play some Offspring or Dangerous Faith utilizing your most well-liked music streaming service. Instantly, Taxi Chaos turns into extra playable. Nonetheless not price $30, however higher.
In fact, you can additionally save $20 and purchase the XBLA port of Crazy Taxi, which only costs $10. It’s lacking a number of the authentic music and doesn’t look as good as Taxi Chaos, nevertheless it’s backward appropriate on Xbox One and Xbox Collection X/S and is a a lot better sport.
And who is aware of, perhaps if a bunch of individuals purchase Loopy Taxi, somebody at Sega will keep in mind how widespread the collection is and let a studio take a crack at making a brand new, actual Loopy Taxi sport. Till then, I suppose I’ll play extra Taxi Chaos.